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Identity [Jan. 12th, 2007|12:28 am]
When I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish he'd go away.
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mmm pie [Nov. 7th, 2006|07:18 pm]
[Current Location |between misery and hate]
[mood |yes]
[music |rain drops hittin the window]

sitting in my boxers, eating pie, listening to the rain, could life get better?

yeah i thought so too
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holy shit, mother fucking yoda and shit eh [Aug. 22nd, 2006|12:09 am]
this is going to be the longest day of my life
-get up at 9 to study
-exam at 12
-drive to parents house after
-drive to ottawa at 7-8pm
-arrive in ottawa at 12-1am
-finally get to see my girl after 2months sleep will not be coming anytime soon
but as long as this day will be it will be one of the best days of my life
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(no subject) [Aug. 15th, 2006|02:21 am]
[Current Location |at the corner of no way and kiss my avenue]
[mood |moodymoody]
[music |mabel - goldfinger]

so i worked a whopping 3.5hr shift today from 6-930 and my sales goal for the day was $700. that is just insane specially since i didnt even make my first sale until after 8. it was ridiculous, the mall has been so dead lately, well at least it has been when i have been working.

other than that the job is going well, my coworkers are a blast, tons of fun, i seem to be always scheduled with girls tho, its odd, im not complaining tho since i work better with the female species (and no tracy there is no josh hitting on coworkers going on, calm the hormones haha just kiddin babe, love ya lots and you know it) but yeah its going well either way. the worst part of it tho is the hours. i mean i picked up two extra shifts this week from so people and i still only maxed out at 16hrs, but hey money is money and i can pay my bills, and finally have some cash to pick up a bday present for someone (tracy if you think that is a clue you are meant to and if you believe it or think i am full of shit you will find out on the 22nd when i get to O-town).

anyways i am just talkin out my ass now, i really didnt have anything to say but i was bored and thought i would throw out some thoughts
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(no subject) [Aug. 11th, 2006|01:48 am]
all the best things always come at the most awkward times in my life, by no means am i complaining, i just hope that the awkward times will pass and that the best things will continue on forever, in the past they have faded but for some reason everything seems different this time

life is grand in the oddest of way
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day one [Aug. 6th, 2006|09:07 pm]
[Current Location |in my barracks]
[mood |militaristic]

hour 1045
-work is hard this time of day, it consists of reading all the paper work inorder to be a good employee
-man these pages are boring and really have no information on how to really sell shoes

hour 1333
-reading is completed now it is time for the store tour, i already know where most things are since i have been in that store a million times in the past 3years
-still no word on how to sell shoes

hour 1402
-in the back trying to find shoes, at least now i know where they are incase i do infact need to sell them
-still remain clueless on how to actually sell them tho

hour 1507
-on the sales floor, no one is there for shoes, i sell socks
-still without the valuable knowledge of shoe selling

hour 1556
-man walks up to me holding shoe in hand, says and i quote "if you have this in a six this will be your easiest sale ever"
- i check there is a six, so i take it out, he is already at the cask
-ring him up, "have a nice day"
-still no selling experience, yet he was rite easiest sale i have ever made, damn him for knowing that, damn him

hour 1621
-finally someone wants shoes, i get them he puts them on, they fit, he wants them, we go ring them up
-i now understand why no one told me the lost art of selling shoes
-there isnt one
-monkeys could do my job, most likely better then i do it as well, probably get better pay too

hours 1622-1728
-sold a lot of socks, "good job rookie"

hour 1729
-time to go home
-notice i have lost have my finger in this battle of day one
-i hope i can find it on the battle field when i must return again tomorrow to once again "sell the shoe"
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boring life [Aug. 3rd, 2006|12:07 am]
[mood |bored to tears]

havent updated in a long time since well nothing happens in my life, i did get a job however which is nice, champs sports here i come
other than that i got nothin at all goin on
i need excitement
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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2006|06:54 pm]
hit a rut as of late not entirely sure why tho and it is driving me insane cuz it is making me so restless and i cannot sleep and i just wanna put my head thru a wall

thanks for listenting now back to your lives
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news from the underground... [Jul. 14th, 2006|05:31 am]
[Current Location |leaving england after a great tennis match]
[mood |mellowmellow]
[music |the a/c unit]

first off someone please tell me the movie my subject line is from

second could someone please solve this riddle and use all forms of research possible:
...what was the tallest mountain in the world before the discovery of Mt. Everest?...
help me out there could be a prize involved, not sure what yet tho, just post yer answers

and the final thing i need to say is that there is nothing like staying up the entire nite watching movies alone that makes you realize how much you wish there was someone there with you to share a cuddle, snuggle and perhaps a goodnite kiss
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(no subject) [Jul. 13th, 2006|05:34 pm]
[Current Location |living room]
[mood |none]
[music |dead like me season one]

ok so its been a while and i really dont know what to update bout, my life rite now is pretty static and not much goin on really so there really isnt much to update bout so yeah this is pointless and i dont know why you are reading, oh wait it is cuz you are sucked into this lj and cant take yer eyes off it suckers
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